On late notice, our family vacationed on the Oregon coast again in July. Terry couldn't come with us this time, but the rest of us could go and we brought Eric's girlfriend Katie through a miracle of scheduling (I was working on the GRE and had a full time job with a very small vacation availability window, Katie was a big traveler last summer, and July is always blueberry/planting season for my dad). HOURS were spent online attempting to find a last minute vacation house to rent on the coast for the week. This was made more complicated by the rules:
1. Has to be waterfront
2. Has to be waterfront
3. Has to be waterfront
4. Rental price for a week in the summer cannot make you choke on your own spit when you see it
5. We did have to drive, so it couldn't be too far south
6. Has to have a functioning kitchen and washer/dryer
7. The lower populated the area, the better
We found an incredible house in Cape Kiwanda that met every single requirement and was an affordable price for the week that we needed. We've never stayed in Cape Kiwanda before, but the pictures seemed cool and the house was literally built on top of a sand dune. Really, it looked perfect.
Traveling to the house, we cut over to the coast at Tillamook after buying groceries. Lots of groceries. The Fred Meyer in Tillamook was the closest large grocery store to where we were staying and it's an hour away. Since the back of the car was full with wetsuits, body boards, suitcases, etc. the groceries were put in the backseat on the laps of Eric, Katie, and I. Not really being able to move our legs, we patiently waited while we moved down the coast closer to our destination. About 40 minutes after leaving Tillamook, we were turned around because of road closure/construction. We had to drive all the way back to Tillamook, turn south along a main highway, and then cut over to the coast to get to Cape Kiwanda. Now that all of the dairy items were warm after spending two hours in the car, we stopped at the rental office after hours and picked up the keys to the house (which were scotch taped to the outside of the office door with our names on them).
After finding the house and extracting ourselves from the grocery store in the backseat, we found out that the keys that were assigned to us were for the wrong rental property. Luckily, we had a phone number for a woman who worked at the office and she drove in with the correct set of keys for us, after acting like we were incompetent: "Did you turn the key after putting it in the lock?" (+ 1 more hour).
The house looked great when we finally got in and I started to unpack my duffel bag. Near the end I thought "where is my small bag?".
It was sitting next to my bed at home, forgotten. Inside: extra contacts, contact case, glasses, retainer, makeup, hair ties (for running), contact solution, face moisturizer, and deoderant. Super. My mom and I drove to Pacific City to a convenience store and picked up contact solution and a case and the only hair ties that they had - with the metal bits that rip chunks out of your hair. Everything else I borrowed from her. Without my retainer for a week, I was slightly concerned that I might look like Quasimodo when I got home, but I just had to live with it.
It's a good thing we looked like this most of the time:
The night of day two, I started to wash everyone's towels and dirty beach clothes. When I opened the closet the washer and dryer were kept in, I found a broken knob on the washer. Someone had placed a wrench on top of the machine and after some experimenting, I figured out how to make the washer start by popping the plastic knob off and turning a metal piece to where I wanted it. I felt like a real MacGyver for a minute. When the clothes were ready to dry, I put them in the dryer, turned the knob, and...nothing. The dryer was completely non-functional. I found enough hangers to air dry the clothes overnight and when I woke up, everyone had the stiffest towels on the face of the earth. It was like I had used an entire container of starch.
We stopped by the rental office and told them that the dryer was broken. Apparently, they had known this for some time and suggested that we hang dry our clothes outside. Um, you know that this house is built on a sand dune right? The windows don't even open to attempt to keep the sand outside when it's windy (which is always). Good idea.